"I'm a Gangsta Rappa, from somewhere west of Napa, I ain't no Phi Beta Kappa..."
"Is that Air Force One?" "No, it's the Space Shuttle." "I always get them mixed up!"
"We're not in Disneyland. What's Goofy doing here?"
The world is safe at last! Now where'd I put those hair clippers?
Right after I took this picture, she put her head on his shoulder. Then the camera battery went dead!
It goes in your EAR, not in your MOUTH!
Scott Joplin? Kate Smith? Frank Sinatra? No, it's worse. It's 70's music!
The Hope Diamond. That's one big ROCK!
Why does this remind me of photos on the post office wall?
"I don't want to die for you, but if dyin's asked of me. I'll bear that cross with honor, 'cause freedom don't come free. I'm an American Soldier." -- Toby Keith
The MAIN reason everything went so perfectly on the trip!
